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DRD67
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What did the german police officer say to his stomach?




You are under a vest Sad


Come on join in people
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?







He wasnt peeling very well! ! Boom feckin boom! !! Cool
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How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Two. One to change the light bulb and the other to hold the penis.

Why did the Mexican push his wife of a cliff?
Answer: Because he wanted to kill her
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I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out
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Dr Dr I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones..

It's not unusual...
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What's brown and sticky?












A Stick
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Harry
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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Answer: Monkey sick


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead
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DRD67
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What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle


Wipe it off and say sorry Embarassed
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....the past the present the future walk into a bar....it was tense : )
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
What's brown and sticky?












A Stick


A FAVOURITE OF MINE
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What's Orange and sounds like a Parrot?









A CARROT
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Why are most specials2.com jokes one-liners?

So Graham can understand them.
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2 Fish in a tank, one says to the other " I will drive, if you shoot the Gun " Very Happy
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What's got one wheel and flies





















A wheel barrow full of shit Shocked
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CraigHudson wrote:
Why are most specials2.com jokes one-liners?

So Graham can understand them.


Thought I saw a Loaf named after you in Tesco's Craig, but on closer inspection it was actually called "Thick Cut"

Wink
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Where's Ally when you need him?
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X factor







Although i think its a bad taste / offensive joke.
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TWO PARROTS SITTING ON A PERCH,ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER "CAN YOU SMELL FISH?"
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Mick Hucknall.....
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- not bad but seasonal and cute! (oh... I be a girl : ) )
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