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Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water _________________ Just because I look Jolly doesn't mean I am feckin Jolly
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:45 pm
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DRD67 wrote:
Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water
That's been happening since I was 12
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:30 pm
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Joined: 25 Apr 2009 Posts: 616
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
DRD67 wrote:
Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water
That's been happening since I was 12
ive got the same problem with my penis. in fact sometimes i have to use a plunger to prevent blockage _________________ all ye maidf be wenchef
and ye meade taftef juft like piff
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 6:33 pm
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dan at home wrote:
Nanker Phelge wrote:
DRD67 wrote:
Someone once said to me that you can tell when you are an old man , it's when you sit on the toilet and your balls dangle in the water
That's been happening since I was 12
ive got the same problem with my penis. in fact sometimes i have to use a plunger to prevent blockage
See, my penis is tiny, but my balls hang like a sack of spuds. They look like Gordon Ramsey.
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:01 pm
Shan Site Admin
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Oh jesus Nanks, I'll never be able to look at you the same again, and next time we meet I'll probably look down and say 'hello Gordons' and expect a helium-type reply.... _________________ "The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind."
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:35 pm
dan at home Special
Joined: 25 Apr 2009 Posts: 616
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what are your balls like shan _________________ all ye maidf be wenchef
and ye meade taftef juft like piff
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:43 pm
Hugh Too Hot
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Posts: 13749
Location: New Westminster, BC Canada
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You think it might be Déjà vu, but you have heard it all before _________________ There's still nothing wrong with it!
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:51 pm
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Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 166
Location: Illinois, USA
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I used to say that you know you're old when all the change in your pocket is younger than you are. But nowadays, who has change in their pockets? Everyone uses plastic.
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:04 pm
marigold Too Hot
Joined: 16 May 2010 Posts: 3307
Location: washington. d. c.
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Three of them gone and happy/sad to know and still be around
First heard/played this album to death... too young for the hot art students my auntie was boarding... now too tired and to work It that hard now - so great thread topic I am enjoying the company _________________ marigold
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:26 pm
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marigold wrote:
Three of them gone and happy/sad to know and still be around
First heard/played this album to death... too young for the hot art students my auntie was boarding... now too tired and to work It that hard now - so great thread topic I am enjoying the company
The Band were a great band!
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:30 pm
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Shan wrote:
Oh jesus Nanks, I'll never be able to look at you the same again, and next time we meet I'll probably look down and say 'hello Gordons' and expect a helium-type reply....
I'm probably won't remember....y'know I've got a form of tourettes. Everything I say and write is like an involuntery spasm. It just surges outta me like love and other juices.
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:32 pm
marigold Too Hot
Joined: 16 May 2010 Posts: 3307
Location: washington. d. c.
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I've always felt Nanker's tourettes is a sure sign of his future call to the ministry of hot vicars Father Phelge to you...
So, I'm thinking "Is that what those roomy cassocks are hiding? _________________ marigold
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Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:49 pm
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Joined: 07 Dec 2009 Posts: 786
Location: Newcastle
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Nanker Phelge wrote:
See, my penis is tiny, but my balls hang like a sack of spuds. They look like Gordon Ramsey.
Joined: 02 Aug 2012 Posts: 302
Location: Birmingham,England.
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Going into HMV and asking the girl on the checkout(who is in her early 20s) "do u know when madness are releasing their new album?" she pauses and replies " my dad likes madness" !!!!! _________________ The rude boy returns....
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Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:47 am
Hugh Too Hot
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Posts: 13749
Location: New Westminster, BC Canada
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madness12 wrote:
Going into HMV and asking the girl on the checkout(who is in her early 20s) "do u know when madness are releasing their new album?" she pauses and replies " my dad likes madness" !!!!!
Actually, you heard that when Madness were young _________________ There's still nothing wrong with it!
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